Oh my god.

Healthy eating has made me sick. I am not even kidding you. In a bid to eat well and not a load of junk food when out with friends, I got the healthier version with minimal carbs and as a result of being good I have been hugging the toilet ever since puking my ring up. No sleep or anything. Thank god I have Reddit or else I would have been incredibly bored all night.

Note to self: Being good is bad. Being bad is brilliant.

Living In Wonderland xo

Adrenaline...

I hate it. I just had a practical exam there and my nerves are shot to hell from all the adrenaline. It lasted only 30 minutes but because I was so stressed out and nervous I completely build up all this adrenaline and now it's over and I feel like I have drank 20 cups of coffee or I have taken serious amounts of cocaine and that I should go running or something. What to doooooo what to doooooooooo.

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Just something I found. For those of you who are into this kind of stuff...

These are so adorably pretentious. I want.

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1 year on...

Hello!

 

So it's pretty much been a year since I was on this posting, mainly because life got in the way and I broke my laptop and there is not a chance in hell I have the money to buy a new one. It's funny reading over old blogs I created here. Just where I was back then and how I was feeling. A lot has changed since then. I'm back in college doing beauty therapy which I have always wanted to do and I am in the throws of exams. I've never been more happier in my entire life. I have amazing friends and family and I am just happy in pretty much every aspect of my life. One more week of exams and then I am done duh done done. 

There are a few people that I have gained and lost along the way from the past year. I managed to find solace in 22 girls from my class in college. To say I have found my kindred spirits is a bit of an understatement. These girls are mental. I'm talking drinking bottles of vodka and seeing how quick they can moritify themselves and destroy their shoes and lives on a night out kind of way. I love them more than they'll ever know. But of course life will not be that kind to me. You gain some, you lose some. I lost a friend in the past year. Not through any illness or death, but because he met someone and then abandoned his friends, mainly me. I never thought he'd be the kind of person to do that to someone, considering we were joined at the hips, but you never really know someone until you know them (did that make any sense?). I haven't heard from him or seen him since before Christmas, and after several attempts of me trying to get in contact with him and with no reply, I stopped trying. It's silly really. I just wanted to be happy for him and to meet this girl tha he seems so happy and in love with, but I guess people move on and do their own things after a while. I will never regret the closeness we shared or the time we spent together, because I'm not one to regret a person in my life, but what I will never get over is how he could just drop his friends so quickly. But life moves on, and so must we.

I'll be 23 this summer (CHRIST). At their age, my parents were getting married. I know there is a bit of a difference between the 70's and now, but still. Speaking of weddings, my cousin is getting married in June, my brother is getting married in August (GOING TO BE THE BEST DAY EVER), and then one of my oldest friends is getting married in October. I don't have an outfit for any of them. Panic stations at the ready.

I read an old post and saw that I would never get an iPhone... Well I pretty much went against my word there and now I have one and it is a permanent fixture to my hand. I will never get over just how cute and amazing it is. I am married to it. It's probably the best relationship I've ever had. Does everything I want it to without hesitation and complaint. Just need to find that in my next real relationship and then I'll be delighted with life.

I don't know what I want to achieve with this blog. I go from avid blogging to nothing. It's my secret baby that no one knows about, and I love that because then I can rant and rave and be stupid and bent and happy and they will never know.

I'm off to watch Game Of Thrones. If you don't watch it you have problems. Best programme out there.

Living In Wonderland xo

Willy Willy Bum Bum

You know when you wake up you get that feeling that you're going to have "A Day". You know what I'm talking about, the one where literally from the second you wake up everything goes wrong? Yeah... Had one of them yesterday.

Woke up in Blades bed, him snoring next to me, RAGING hangover. No recollection of how I got there. Clothes were strewn around his bedroom (thankfully nothing bold happened there).
Got 20e off him to get home.
Did stride of pride to Tesco and waited for my taxi for 30 minutes. IN THE WIND AND RAIN. I looked like a whore with my Sunday Times tucked under my arm.
Got home. Mother questioned my virtue (again), even though she's not religious.
Passed out on her bed.
Drooled on my face.
Woke up, got off bed and stood on a plug (Worst. Pain. Ever.).
Too late to shower, ironed my shirt for work. Got rust stain on the front of it. Won't come off.
Ran out of make up so looked grey heading in.
Sat next to a hobo on the LUAS. He smelled worse than I did.
Got ciggarette ash in my eye when walking towards work.
Bought coffee. Burnt my tongue drinking it and then proceeded to drop it in the bin by mistake when I was trying to pull a receipt out of my hand with my teeth holding said coffee.
Tried not to cry. Succeeded.
Started work. First 3 customers I had were complaints about their purchases.
Was told I was bad at my job (I'm not at all, but she was old and I mentally wished her a speedy death soon).
Fell asleep in one of the optoms chairs on my break. Had a dream I won the Aston Martin DBS and it could fly. Woke up. It wasn't true.
Looked in the mirror. I wasn't Katy Perry, like I had also dreamed.
Shed a tear and cursed my life.
My skin had turned an odder shade of grey from lack of hydration and sleep.
Went home from work and started to watch a programme I had recorded on Sky +. It got cut off 3 minutes before the ending, so I don't know what happened.
I put on my onesie and went to bed.
Slept for 13 hours.

NOW I FEEL FUCKING FANTASTIC!!

 

This video cheers me up no end. Makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

I'm off to bed again. This onesie gets me tired. I love it. Best 9euro I ever spent.

Night all.

Living In Wonderland xo

Sha la la la la la la la la

Cannot wait to break kneecaps. Some people really deserve it for hurting my friends and myself. They will get their skinny asses handed back to them on a plate. A syringe to the neck full of acid or something would be a nice starter :D

*AHEM*

As you were people.

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Aye Aye Captain

These are my brothers. The Dude is on the left, Sponge is in the middle, and that sorry hungover grey-skinned excuse for a human being is yours truely, who for some reason doesn't seem to possess a neck in this photo. Christ.

These two are my heart and soul. The mean more than anything to me. I don't get to see them all too often because The Dude lives on the other side of Dublin and works like a mofo, and Sponge has literally just moved to New York because he got relocated with his job, but his girlfriend has been living over there for the last year with her job so they're going to move in together so I guess it's ok that he is a ricidulous distance away. These are the guys that I have on a really really high pedestal, that I base every single guy I ever like against. In my eyes they can do no wrong. I would jump through hoops of fire, velvet, ketchup and clowns to have a pint with them. They treat me like a princess, but still keep me in my place when I fuck up. We're a tight unit, the three of us. The Dude is the soft, caring and hilarious oldest brother, and Sponge is the witty charming and centre-stage middle brother. These guys are my favourite males in the world, and I'll forever idolize them. Spend 10 minutes with them and you'll feel the same way too. Go on. I fricken double dare you!

Good god I'm turning into such a public pansy these days, what is up with that??

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